(gauzy finish courtesy of scratched camera phone lens)
By someone like THIS:
Who tried to make it interesting, accurate, grammatically correct, and laid out beautifully.
What this means is that I know a little bit about how to do a lot of one-time, ultimately obscure things. Like setting up your yacht navigation software. Or how to flash printer firmware. Or how to use your home gym equipment. Or set up retail software to track sales of athletic gear.
Naturally. I know all that. It's a GREAT hit at parties...
Maybe. I also have selective-job-amnesia, so I forget what I've written pretty much as soon as it goes to press.
I sound more and more like Indiana Jones/Tarzan all the time. Right?
Here's a question: How often do you use Owner's Manuals? Every day? Seriously. Have you ever read one? Ever?
That's what I thought...